I’m about to rant so brace yourselves folks.

I am ticked off, pissed off, teed off, I am OFF the f**king charts angry at what the hell is going on in this lunatic country of ours. Blagojevich, Kennedy, Drier, Madoff, GM, Ford, Chrysler, Citigroup, Countrywide, Bear Stearns and let’s not forget ENRON…OMG…there are so many to name I could fill up the pages with names…names…names of people, politicians (are they people?) and businesses clawing like cats to get to the top of the heap, to amass that almighty dollar and/or gain entrance to the halls of power by scheming, conniving, calculating, cunning, slyness, deviousness, shadiness, deceitfulness, entitlement you scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours and oh, this is NOT a beautiful morning in America.

Well, aren’t we a clever nation. We control the world. Everyone wants to come to America because here in America you can be anything you want to be. You just have to work hard and the reward is yours.

Give me a f**cking break.

That dream went out with Barack Obama’s father who thought that if he came to America he could have whatever he wanted.

He left.

Dreams brought to life often don’t have the endings we dreamed that they would.

And you and I, folks, don’t have a chance in hell of achieving the American Dream. Not unless you want to sell your souls to the Capitalist Devil, sell out your friends, cha-cha with your enemies, and dupe the system before the system dupes you. Play by the rule of you’ll do anything that you have to do to get where you want to go and then through cunning you might just get that Golden Parachute even when your workers can’t pay their bills with the measly salaries that they earn for doing the real work. And, by the way, they’re about to cut those workers measly salaries in order to pay the Golden Parachutes to the CEO’s who brought down Chrysler, Ford and GM unless the Union stops them.

And what did the car execs have to do for their bailout dollars? Give up their private jets. Rest assured it was no great sacrifice. They will get their 15 billon AND they will continue to enjoy their country club lunches with the other scheming, conniving, duplicitous rats.

Three hundred billion here, two hundred billion there; hey, what’s a few O’s. After all, we are entering the O years, the Obama regime of you scratch my back, Blagojevich and I’ll scratch yours, Rahm-bo…the only caveat: don’t get caught.

Well, cock-a-doodle-doo the chickens have come home to roost and one by one they are all going down, all the greedy, glutinous, voracious, ravenous, insatiable, avaricious, covetous lot…but understand that they’re taking you down with them.

Citigroup has been saved. But watch your interest rates on your credit cards skyrocket, and your bank fees hit the moon; someone has to pay for the greed, and it’s you. The banks got bailed out by YOU…but irony of all irony when you can’t make your mortgage payments as they couldn’t pay their bills, the banks will foreclose on you quicker then it will take for Obama to take the oath of office during his four day inaugural bash only the richest in America will be able to afford to attend, including O-prah.

What can you do about this? Well, you can run for office and try and change the corrupt American narrative. The problem with that scenario is that you can’t afford to run for Congress which costs zillions these days, unless, of course, your name is Jesse Jackson Jr. and you can find the money to buy a seat in the Senate.

Or your name is Caroline Kennedy and you get appointed to a vacated Senate seat because you and your family think that you’re entitled to it.

WHAAAAAAAAAT has Caroline Schlossberg done to earn a seat in the Senate? Is being the former first daughter a qualification to become a Senator?

Kennedy-Schlossberg has a law degree, but she hasn’t practiced law so her license had to be renewed in the last day or two in order to call herself a bona fide lawyer and give her any credibility to seek the Senate seat soon to be vacated by Hillary Clinton. She’s written a couple of books…so have I. She’s never run for ANYTHING, not even dog catcher.

She has chosen to stay out of politics all of her life until recently her kids told her to support Barack Obama. Up until then her “political” involvement has been to offer her smirk-filled smile and her Locust Valley Lockjaw adulation for the recipients of the award named for her slain father, President John F. Kennedy, once a year when she dutifully makes her appearance at the Kennedy Center Honors.

Privilege is the ONLY qualification the woman has going for her, hardly a reason to have her fill Hillary Clinton’s seat.

The Rev. Al Sharpton who it turns out looks to be one of those conniving, calculating, cunning, sly, devious, shady, Americans that I was speaking about not surprisingly has come out in favor of socialite Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg’s appointment.

In giving her his endorsement as boss of New York (?)  he said that not too long ago Hillary Clinton came to him about the coveted New York Senate seat, and the only credentials she had to offer at that time was that she was the wife of the former president.

OK. Here I go. Are you ready?

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT the F**K!?

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