Think Kim Jong-il. Think Ahmadinejad. Think testosterone-man Benjamin Netanyahu. Think Dick Cheney. And then think Barack Obama.

The macho-men world leaders and the John Wayne swaggering White House of the last eight years are up against a new world leader who exudes an Alan Alda ease, speaks with a soft-spoken lyricism, is the consummate idealist, but whose greatest asset is his ability to communicate. Imagine a man who enjoys talking! Marry me, Barack! You lucky so-and-so Michelle.

Obama is the pin-up boy for the new American male. There you go ladies, you asked for him, you got him. Ta-ta Ken doll, adíos GI Joe, we’ve entered the era of Mr. Sensitive as president. The leader of the free world is a man who can boast of having a high estrogen count. Barack Obama, to coin womanizer Bill Clinton’s phrase, “feels your pain.”

By the way, Professor Higgins, you forgot to ask, “Why can’t a man be more like a woman?”

This one is.

Young Barry Obama is a guy who grew up in a houseful of strong women and apparently learned how to navigate in the land of la feminsta. He feels empathy; his heart goes out to the downtrodden, the less fortunate. He relates more to the weak than he does to the strong, unless, of course, the strong is a woman.

America elected Barack Obama, a president who thinks like a woman rather than Hillary Clinton who clearly thinks like a man. Our President Obama enjoys poetry readings, the arts, nouvelle cuisine. His biggest foray into machismo is a friendly game of one-on-one basketball.

By the way, what the hell does this say about the battle of the sexes in America, a country that these days is more concerned with same-sex issues than the Mars vs. Venus fight. You know the one that used to be typified in jokes like: When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!" 

Barack Obama seems patient to an extreme, as most women are, or how else could they live with men? Bada bing.

Like most women, Obama is a multi-tasker. He is also masterful at picking his battles the rallying cry for the wives of the world whose chief job is to hold the family together and keep their husbands happy. Compromise is Obama’s middle name. His record in the Illinois state legislature verifies the fact: He voted ‘present’ 129 times.

But just like any woman, the new gender re-constructed President of the United States has his bad moments. When angry, he tends toward the bitchy. Remember his response in a debate when asked about Hillary Clinton. His answer, “You’re likeable enough, Hillary.”

Meow!

Last week, Obama had a Bad-Time-of-the-Month event when he got into it with Mr. Testosterone himself, Big Dick Cheney. The President of the United States purposefully scheduled a speech on National Security at the same time Cheney had scheduled his speech on the same subject, a seriously bitchy thing to do.

In his remarks, La Presidenta had much to say, using his bully-NOT pulpit as president to scratch it out with Cheney. Referring to the Bush-Cheney decisions following 9/11, the President said: “Too often – our government made decisions based upon fear rather than foresight, and all too often trimmed facts and evidence to fit ideological predispositions.”

And then this line: “[America] will be ill-served by some of the fear-mongering that emerges whenever we discuss this issue. Listening to the recent debate, I’ve heard words that are calculated to scare people rather than educate them; words that have more to do with politics than protecting our country.”

Hiss!

It was the same week Obama met with newly-reelected macho Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu. The American press tried to initiate a royal cat fight between the two leaders, but Obama resorted to his feminine. Obama talked and talked and talked.

The talks between Israel’s Tomcat leader and America’s Pussycat-in-Chief went on twice as long as had been scheduled. Obama elicited nothing from Netanyahu, but Netanyahu got Obama to say that Iran had only until the end of the year to show that it is making ‘a good faith effort to resolve differences.’

Meanwhile, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the President of Iran who likes to raise the hair on people’s backs by stating that the Holocaust never occurred and insisting that Iran’s pursuit of nuclear enrichment has nothing to do with Iran’s quest for Middle East supremacy, recently challenged our Pussycat-in-Chief to a debate in the UN, sent six warships to international waters (an unprecedented move), and stated that he adamantly rejects Western nuclear proposals engaging in a clear cat-and-mouse game with the American president. What would have seemed like catnip for the previous administration elicited not a lick from La Obama.

A few days later, when North Korea’s seriously whacky-deranged-megalomaniacal leader Kim Jong-il set off a nuclear test officials said was as powerful as the bomb dropped on Hiroshima and then test-fired two missiles, Obama’s response was to accuse North Korea of being in violation of international law.

"By acting in blatant defiance of the United Nations Security Council, North Korea is directly and recklessly challenging the international community," Obama said in a statement outside the White House. "North Korea's behavior increases tensions and undermines stability in Northeast Asia. Such provocations will only serve to deepen North Korea's isolation."

Can’t you just hear Kim Jong-il singing, sticks and stones will break my bones but tra la la…

Words, words, words …

The Pussycat-in-Chief’s meow.

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