Young Prince Charming Barack Obama fell off
his white horse last night and it was a bad fall. Riding the path to the
presidential nomination of the party Democrat, the prince, once so sure
of his hold on the nomination, lost those kingdoms of Texas, Ohio and
Rhode Island to step-sista, Hillary Clinton and the prince is none too
pleased.
Bibbidi bobbidi
boo, the wicked step-sista is proving to be a pain in the young Prince’s
neck. Every time he thinks he’s won the joust to the nomination, along
comes step-sista Hillary waving her magic wand and pouf, rising out of
the ashes, there to win another day.
It’s as if the
Prince has entered that after midnight world when the beautiful carriage
turns into a pumpkin, and a magnificent ball gown into a tattered dress.
This isn’t the world of dreams and fantasy, or the land where the dream
that you wish will come true, the land young Prince Barack understands.
Step-sista
Hillary’s world is the hard, scrappy world of realism. No fancy
dress balls here. This is the land of pantsuits and rolled up sleeves,
where fight is might and a girl does whatever she has to do to and says
whatever she must to break through the glass-slipper-ceiling.
Even though the
young Prince has won one hundred and some more delegates than step-sista
Hillary in this battle for the presidential nomination, even the young
prince knows that he can’t reach the magic 2025 pledged delegates,
anymore than step-sista Hillary can, for all Prince Charming’s talk that
he’s ahead in the pledge count.
In step-sista
Hilary’s world pledged delegates don’t count. After all, with the wave
of her Fairy Godfather Bill’s wand, there are the super delegates who at
the end of the day are going to have their say in who becomes the
party’s nominee, many who have benefited from the wave of Fairy
Godfather Bill’s wand in the past and therefore might owe him a few –
or it’s their future.
Bibbidi bobbidi
boo, what a dilemma for the young Prince!
In his own
little corner in his own little room you can bet the young Prince Barack
Obama is wondering just what it is he has to do to take back the day.
Grand Duke, David Axelrod, and the Prince are probably courting those
super delegates, asking them to buy his story that if he’s ahead by a
hundred pledged delegates by the time of the party convention, they must
give him their votes.
But in the
bewitching hour that story might not play. Step-sista Hillary might have
a better fairytale such as the kingdoms that she has won are more powerful
kingdoms. They are rich with citizens who will help the party win the
presidency in the general election, unlike the fiefdoms of the young
Barack Obama where the prince has a lot of enemies who would rather vote for
that other party, the Republicans, come the general election.
But before he
can confront that problem, the young prince has to figure out how to get
step-sista Hillary out of his way, and that’s his immediate dilemma. The
prince of hope and kindness, who promises to rule by a gentler hand can
hardly thrust and parry with a fair maiden and retain his title of
Prince Charming.
He should have
known from the beginning that charm can only take you so far, but now
it’s bibbidi bobbidi too too late.
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