PETROLfied 
Posted, November 9, 2007   


What’s with America? What the heck has happened to this country? Where did our fighting spirit go? Americans have turned into a bunch of mealy-mouthed victims. It’s as if we’re suffering from a collective case of battered wife syndrome. Under the weight of the constant and severe abuse rendered upon us thanks to Old Texas Tea-totaller himself, the President Tush, we’ve sunk into mass depression. We’ve lost all sense of independent action, and like a woman who undergoes years of physical and emotional abuse, we refuse to press criminal charges against our abuser. 

We’ve become PETROL-fied! 

And no wonder. Day by day we listen to the news. Iraq, Pakistan, Iran. And now oil is selling for close to one hundred big ones a barrel. One hundred dollars for a barrel of crude? What are they juiced? Didn’t we just buy the Iraqi oil fields with the lives and limbs of our sons and daughters? I just don’t get it. How could crude prices have soared 42 percent since August? Forty-two percent! It’s assault and battery!

What have we heard from our gaseous president on the subject? Not a word. And not as much as a peep from Congress either. Instead of treating the situation like the people’s crisis that it is, the clowns in congress sit in their overheated chamber and listen to that buffoon of a fed chairman Bernanke dodge answers to questions that have no answers, and toy with the idea of a possible economic slowdown due to the housing slump and high oil prices. All while American families don their layers of clothes to keep them warm because they can’t afford to turn on their heat.  

This is real!  I cannot count on my fingers the number of people who have admitted to me that they are keeping their thermostat set at 60 degrees, or less, because they simply cannot afford to spend their money heating their homes. And these are middle-class Americans, some even upper middle-class. 

Where is the outrage? We’re being held hostage by the Arabs, the oil companies, and our own government. If our child was being held hostage would we sit back and shiver in our under-heated home and wait for someone to do something? Of course, not; we’d rant and rave and scream and yell, we’d go to the authorities and demand they do something. Well, our children are being held hostage, and we’re sitting back in our under-heated homes and waiting for someone else to come to the rescue. 

Here’s some fuel to add to the fire: while we idly sit by and watch the cost of energy double and our children freeze in their homes, the lead on two of the three networks evening newscasts last night was a story on runway safety. How about a story on how planes can’t afford to fly due to the ridiculously high cost of fuel? 

The dollar is tanking, the value of our homes sinking, retail sales are plummeting, and we can’t afford the cost of our commute to work. Still our elected officials do nothing about it but sit by and idly watch the oil companies make obscene profits. 

They’re a slick bunch.



~ Halli