http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/index.htm The CJ Political Report, politics...news...opinion...the blog en-us http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/i_love_paris.htm Why I nominate Paris Hilton for President and I'm not kidding. August 6, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/barack_obama_whos_your_daddy.htm In times of trouble everyone needs a Daddy. August 4, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/the_real_racist_is_barack_obama.htm Is the real racist Barack Obama. August 1, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/the_audacity_factor.htm Whatever happened to McCain the Maverick. July 30, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/the_veep_steaks.htm Is Obama playing with fire with the Veep steaks. July 27, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/fools_gold.htm Americas love affair with black gold. July 25, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/gray_matters.htm America could use a dose of Prozac. July 23, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/telephone.htm Girl talk. July 21, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/our_mr._big.htm Obama is big on hopes and big on dreams. July 18, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/tiptoeing_through_the_rose_garden.htm A new kind of candidate, the terrorist. July 16, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/satire_and_the_country.htm Satire is the American way. July 14, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/gramm_cracker_crust.htm A nation of whiners. July 11, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/mary_poppins_politics.htm Mary Poppins and the art of saying nothing. July 9, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/trees_bend.htm The lessons of nature. July 7, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/BING-O_IS_HIS_NAME.htm Those doggone politicians. July 2, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/dem_di_dumb_dumb.htm Ignoring the upset Dems would be Dem di dumb dumb. June 30, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/all_in_the_family.htm Families fight. June 27, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/the_house_of_nancy.htm Hillary Clinton is not welcome in Nancy Pelosis home. June 25, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/a_man_of_a_thousand_faces.htm MAC needs a facelift. June 23, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/the_great_pretender.htm The music and lyrics of the great pretender, Barack Obama. June 20, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/lady_fingers.htm HRC needs to learn how to use her middle lady finger. June 18, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/fuel_for_thought.htm America is in an energy crisis. June 16, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/hope_floats.htm Ya gotta have hope. June 13, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/scarborough_fair.htm I am in love with a wonderful guy. June 11, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/a_fair_exercise Who the hell is Barack Obama, please. June 9, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/the_color_purple Michelle Obama and the color purple. June 6, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/the_real_dream_ticket If this year is to be a change election then let us truly make it one. June 4, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/what_to_do_about_hillary Even presidential nominees cant control everything. June 2, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/hillary_we_hardly_knew_ye Just who is Hillary Clinton. May 30, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/hillarys_guarantee Over this RFK thing it appears Obama overplayed his hand. May 28, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/obama_the_king_of_politics_as_usual Obama is the King of Politics as Usual. May 26, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/dont_mess_with_hill BO may have overplayed his hand. May 23, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/making_the_news When journalists make the news rather than report it. May 21, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/fudging_the_numbers Does Hillary have a legal argument against the Democratic Party. May 19, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/foolish_little_girl Foolish little girls didnt want HRC when she wanted you. May 16, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/jabberwocky Twas brillig and the slithy pundits. May 14, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/free_at_last Losing can be freeing especially if youre Hillary Clinton. May 12, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/politics_is_ugly_business Politics is ugly business. May 9, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/the_devil_is_in_the_details What a mess. May 7, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/breakfast_at-timothys Arent you just crazy about Little Timothys Meet the Press not. May 5, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/its_quarter_to_three HILLARY, its quarter to three. May 2, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/shaft Barack Obama just gave America the shaft. April 30, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/my_man_bubba Bill, I love you so, tra, la, la. April 28, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/black_magic I love the term politically incorrect. April 25, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/the_2008_campaign_fight_song Weather hes wright or weather hes wrong, HRC fights to win. April 23, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/as_the_genders-turn As the gender roles turn, how did it happen. April 21, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/obama_sings_the_blues Whine, whine, whine. One bad debate and Barack Obama is a man singing the blues. April 18, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/theres_no_business-like Hillary Clinton aka Annie Oakley will be packin her six-shooter at the ABC Debate. April 16, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/black-eyed_peas Obama and Rev. Wright are two peas in a pod. April 14, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/the_man_with-the_wright_answers Obama always says the Wright thing. April 11, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/theater-of-the_absurd The Patraeus Hearings, a political farce. April 9, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/my_friend_myrtle Hillary Clinton has garnered the respect of women, if not the Fourth Estate. April 7, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/a_nation_at_fault The nation is a wreck and why we have no one to blame but ourselves. April 4, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/april_fools Oh, that foolish Democratic Party. April 2, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/when_barack_met_hillary Hillary may be having Sleepless in Seattle nights. March 31, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/whats-leftt-is_not_right The mess the Democratic Party finds itself in has nothing to do with Hillary Clinton. March 28, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/guess_whos-coming_to_dinner_not Our grandparents are the Currier and Ives of our lives, right Barack Obama? March 26, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/the_impossible_dream Bill Richardson is many things and disloyal is one of them. March 24, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/dont_throw_mama_from_the_train The Democrack-up Party is trying to throw Mama Hillary Clinton from the partys train. March 21, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/the_last-angry_man We all have our way of dealing with anger and so does Barack Obama.March 19, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/mea_culpable Barack Obama has taken to treating the nation as a land of fools. March 17, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/when_wright-is_wrong Whats right is wright and whats wrong is wrong but Senator Obama doesnt know the difference. March 14, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/when_presidents_were_ugly Being President of the United States aint all that its cracked up to be. March 12, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/caucus_doodle_done Barack Obama giddy-upped his way to a Teton-ic Mountain victory riding roughshod over Tough-Cookie-yes-Monster-no Hillary Clinton. March 10, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/the_monster_mash Prince Charmings key foreign policy advisor did the monster mash last night. March 7, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/prince_charming_takes_a_fall Prince Charming Barack Obama fell off his horse and took a bad fall yet.March 5, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/gray_lady_down_but_not_out The gray lady may be down but she is not out yet.March 3, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/a_profile_not_in_courage We will never know the moment Rep. John Lewis lost his courage.February 29, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/why_hillary_is_barrack-ed Hillary, Hillary, Hillary- your Barack-ed.February 27, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/guilt_by_association Questionable alliances make Barack Obama guilty by association.February 25, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/they_call_the_wind_obama Away out west they call the wind Obama.February 22, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/those_designing_men_obama_patrick_axelrod The great orator Barack Obama is nothing more than a Deval Patrick retread.February 20, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/the_orgiastic_politics_of_barack_obama The tragic legacy of George W. Bushs failed presidency is best evidenced in the orgiastic politics of Barack Obama.February 18, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/a_mcpain_in_the_arse Just when you think his fate is Navy-sealed John McPain manages to rise from the sea to fight another day.February 15, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/deval_patrick_a_cautionary_tale The cautionary tale of Gov. Deval Patricks rise to power.February 13, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/caucus_doodle_doo E-i-e-i-o this caucus doodle-doo has to go.February 11, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/war_through_the_eyes_of_hrc Did HRC have the choice not to vote for the Iraq War. February 8, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/oh_that_sweet_talkin_guy.htm Oh that sweet talkin guy Barack Obama has been talkin sweet kinda lies. February 6, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/senator_obama_and_big_bird.htm If only Senator Obama would stand on his own two feet like. February 4, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/hillary_clintons_kodak_moment.htm The Democratic Debate had a Kodak moment. February 1, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/camelot_spamalot.htm Their love affair is a wondrous thing that we'll rejoice in remembering, and arguing about forever. January 30, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/ted_kennedys_bridge_over_obama.htm Ted Kennedy's endorsement of Barack Obama will be no bridge over the looming troubled waters of the young senator. January 28, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/the_sweet_agony_of_defeat.htm Barack Obama has been hornswoggled by team Clinton and only started to figure out what was happening a few days ago. January 25, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/index.baby_baracks_lessons_from_uncle_bill My dear baby Baracky...was it diaper rash? A boo boo? What was all that whining about at the Cnn Debate? January 23, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/wag_the_finger_politics Bill Clinton has a new job, help his wife win. So why is everyone upset with the former president for doing a job worthy of a president? January 21, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/the_four_horsemen_plus_one I thought I should say something about the Republican candidates. What? Only kidding. Not. January 18, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/here's_mud_in_your_eye While HRC and BO are mudslinging in the U.s.,little Georgie Tush has been playing in that great sandbox in the middle east.January 16, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/index.htm Slap that race-baiting, trouble-making Barack Obama upside his not ready to be president head.January 14, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/history_interruptus.htm Greatness is never defeated, not even in death.January 11, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/index.beat_the_press What a night for Hillary. She beat both her opponents, Barack Obama and the American press. January 9, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/horse_dung.htm Hold onto your horses, baby boomers. That long-legged colt, Barack Obama, is trying to put that old hag-not Hillary Clinton out to pasture and the rest of us too.January 7, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/american_idol_worship.htm Isn't lovely, isn't it wonderful that an African-American man won a decisive victory in Iowa? January 4, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/index.htm If ever there was a reason NOT to vote for Barack Obama, it is his rama lama ding dong wife, Michelle. January 2, 2008 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/the_importance_of_being_earnest.htm John Edwards, if nothing else, is the most earnest of the candidates vying for the position of President of the United States.December 31, 2007 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/mrs._clinton_and_mrs._bhutto.htm Learning an important lesson from the girl next door.December 28, 2007 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/actions_speak_louder_than_words.htm Is this a presidential election or a high school musical?December 26, 2007 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/duck_duck_duck_barack_obama.htm Once again the democrats are close to getting themselves cooked in the coming election. December 24, 2007 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/happy_holidays_hillary Jingle Bells, Hillary. I have some sage-green-mistletoe free advice for you. By Halli Casser-Jayne, December 21, 2007 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/ladies_first.htm Barack Obama cheerleader in chief. By Halli Casser-Jayne, December 17, 2007 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/the_real_joe_biden.htm Smart, experienced Senator Joe Biden is running for president - sorta. By Halli Casser-Jayne, December 17, 2007 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/nancy_dolittle_pelosi.htm Wouldn't it be loverly if Nancy Doo-Little Pelosi had a room somewhere far away from the cold, night air of Washington D.C.? By Halli Casser-Jayne, December 14, 2007 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/huckleberry_slim.htm You have to admire a guy who can lose 112 pounds in a short period of time but you don't have to like his Hee Haw politics. By Halli Casser-Jayne, December 12, 2007 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/black_like_she.htm Oprah winfrey is a marketing genius, and now she marketing the first black candidate for president. By Halli Casser-Jayne, December 10, 2007 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/take_that_old_time_religion_and It is hard to believe that 49 years after John Kennedy had to defend his religion from an attack from the right, America is Right back where it started. By Halli Casser-Jayne, December 7, 2007 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/the_mother_of_our_country.htm America has a viable woman presidential candidate. We've come a long way baby. Right? By Halli Casser-Jayne, December 5, 2007 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/why_elizabeth_edwards_should_support_hillary_clinton.htm In this error of generic reporting by traditional news outlets, where journalists are long on spewing opinion, and short on reporting facts, it would behoove the women of America to start looking at the fine print. By Halli Casser-Jayne, December 3, 2007 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/ablahblahblog-the_wizards_of_odd.htm Watching the Republican debate was like watching a Baz Lurhmann version of The Wizard of Oz. What a cast of characters. By Halli Casser-Jayne, November 30, 2007 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/the_big_o's.htm Let's call a spade a spade. Oprah Winfrey is an African-American woman. There, I've said it. Shocker. By Halli Casser-Jayne, November 28, 2007 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/I-owa_don't_get_it.htm There is alot wrong with the way America elects its presidents, but let's start with the Iowa Carcasses. By Halli Casser-Jayne, November 26, 2007 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/index.htm Whatever happened to the united family of America? By Halli Casser-Jayne, November 21, 2007 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/the_myth_of_the_polarizing_hillary.htm Hillary Clinton is many things and not all of them good but polarizing is not a fair description. By Halli Casser-Jayne, November 19, 2007 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/giuli_giuli_giuli.htm He is surely rougher around the edges, and his pedigree is more mutt than purebred, but really,isn't Giuliani just an east coast version of Tush? By Halli Casser-Jayne, November 16, 2007 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/the_adulator_in_chief.htm Say what you want about Bill Clinton but he is one smart BOY to use his Arkansas expression. By Halli Casser-Jayne, November 14, 2007 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/return_to_the_promised_land.htm Forty years and maybe a few Botux injections later four camp friends meet and rediscover the magic of their youths. By Halli Casser-Jayne, November 12, 2007 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/petrol-fied.htm What is with America? Where did our fighting spirit go? Americans have turned into a bunch of victims. We've become Petrolfied. By Halli Casser-Jayne, November 9, 2007 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/mccain's_mutiny.htm It must be difficult being John McCain. I imagine the retired Navy Captain wakes up every morning, grabs his cup of mocha java and jumps into the shower singing Anchors Aweigh. By Halli Casser-Jayne, November 7, 2007 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/anObama-nation.htm So who is this guy named Obama and what do we really know about him anyway. By Halli Casser-Jayne, November 5, 2007 http://www.thecjpoliticalreport.com/why_america_needs_a_mommy_pres.htm Hillary Clinton is running for President of The Testosterone Nation. Is she Franklin Roosevelt in a skirt or Eleanor in pants? Whichever, she is sort of a new, new deal. By Halli Casser-Jayne, November 1, 2007