Karl Rove says that Nancy Pelosi is “an accomplice to torture.” It takes one to know one, Karl baby…Conservative shock Jock Michael Savage, banned from Britain, appealed to Hillary Clinton for help. HRC, having been savaged by Savage on too many occasions must be LOL!...Dems eye tax on beer, soda and chips proving they are sounding more and more Republican by the day…According to reports, Republicans are too afraid to muzzle former Vice President Dick Cheney who has been vociferously going after President Obama on the issue of national security. Hey, Republicans, can’t say that I blame you! We all know what Cheney does when he gets mad…Comedienne Wanda Sykes who is being roasted for her roasting of Rush Limpbaugh Limbaugh et al at the recent Washington correspondents dinner, became the proud parent of twins in late April, delivered by Syke’s wife, Alex. WANDA-ful…Governor Sarah Palin is defending Miss California Carrie Prejean who has come under attack for her statement during The Miss USA Pageant to judge Perez Hilton that she does not believe in gay marriage saying in her statement: “I respect Carrie for standing strong and staying true to herself, and for not letting those who disagree with her deny her protection under the nation's First Amendment Rights.” Well, Sarah, when you’re right your right, Mrs. Right…Prez Obama to share the stage in New Mexico today, where he is touting credit card reform, with wannabe President but couldn’t, wannabe Secretary of State, but couldn’t, wannabe Commerce Secretary but couldn’t Governor Bill Richardson… Drug Czar Gil Kerlikowske, calls an end to the war on drugs. Whatever he’s smoking, it helped… Pfizer Inc. says it will provide 70 of its most widely prescribed prescription drugs – including Lipitor and Viagra – for free to people who have lost their jobs and health insurance proving there’s an UPside to being laid off, and that it can be a lot more fun NOT to work, as well as healthier, too...Feisty mother of Sen. John McCain, Roberta McCain, talks straight with Jay Leno and sez “Rush [Limp-baugh] Limbaugh does not represent the Republican Party that I belong to.” Now you know where the granddaughter, Meghan McCain gets her moxy. OK, and maybe a little from her father, too….Maybe wannabe Senator Norm Coleman should quit while he’s not ahead. Reports say that the FBI is expanding its investigation into Coleman’s alleged financial shenanigans…Actor Ben Stiller was spotted roaming around the White House looking for the President who happened not to be there…Nancy Pelosi caught in The Water-boarding-did-she-or-didn’t-she-know-about-it-flap now sez the Bush briefers lied to her, which makes me want to say: Liar, liar pantsuit on fire!... Rep. Linda Sánchez (D-CA) and her husband, Jim Sullivan, announced the birth of their first child, Joaquin Sánchez Sullivan. The healthy baby boy was born at 9:13a.m., Wednesday, May 13, 2009 weighing 7 pounds, 14.6 ounces and was 20.6 inches long. Rock-a-bye baby tra la la… Quinnipiac’s latest poll shows an 11-point gain for Rudy Giuliani, the elder, against Andrew Cuomo, the younger for the NY State governorship...Uh O, Karl Rove to be interviewed in criminal probe of US attorney firings…Standing by Nancy Pelosi, former Sen. Bob Graham insisted today  that he too was kept in the dark about the use of waterboarding, and called the agency's records on these briefings “suspect,” prompting the lyric to a new song, Stand By Your Girl tra la la la…On the other hand, House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer (D-Md.) isn't exactly rushing to support Nancy Pelosi's claim she was "misled" by CIA officials during a 2002 intel briefing on waterboarding prompting the lyric to another song, Ding Dong the Witch is dead… Proving that at the end of the day it pays to speak your truth, Miss California, Carrie Projean, will guest-host Fox’s Fox and Friends…The CIA today turned down Dick Cheney’s request to release the torture docs, which must be tortuous for Dick Cheney. How does it feel, Dickie boy?...Rush Limpbaugh Limbaugh likens the Democrats’ ‘quest for power’ to his own drug addiction. What, is he on drugs?…Chris Matthews on Sarah Palin book deal: “What an embarrassment.” Hey, Chris, why?...This ought to be fun: This Week’s roundtable discussion will include Steve Schmidt, James Carville, George Will and this week’s GOP babe, Liz Cheney… Sen. John McCain stands by President Obama in his decision to hold off on releasing prisoner abuse photos... Though Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty (R) is thought to have a hankering to run for president in 2012, a new SurveyUSA poll finds that 57% of Minnesota voters don't even want him to run for a third term next year. Maybe if he’d stop defending Norm Coleman, his poll numbers would change. Or maybe he just needs to grow his hair back to the mullet, or maybe not…You’d think that Consigliore Rahm Emanuel’s secret service name would be Rhambo, which is his nickname. No, it turns out to be Black Hawk. Wouldn’t that suit POTUS better? I’m just asking…The missing Luke Russert has appeared on the pages of NBC’s First Read. Welcome back… Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison is preparing to run for governor of Texas and is expected to resign from her seat in order to spend all of her time on what could be a wild primary battle with incumbent Gov. Rick Perry, the Governor who would like to see Texas secede from the union. If she does resign, her seat is considered vulnerable to the Dems, not a pleasing thought to the GOP…Public pressure eventually will force congressional Republicans to cut deals with the Obama administration on big issues such as health care, President Barack Obama aka Karmac the Magnificent predicted Thursday…To read more about Obama and Co. and the rest of the Washington cast check out my new book, A YEAR IN MY PAJAMAS WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA, The Politics of Strange Bedfellows….And there you have it kids, from the inside out.