President Barack Obama is suffering from electile dysfunction. It’s a physical ailment acquired after contracting a viral infection. The strain of Obama’s disease is called Getting Too Big for His Britches. It comes from drinking too much of his own tainted Kool-Aid having become the newly-elected leader of the free world. Its Chief symptom, besides the obvious, is stupidity.

Despite suffering from the illness, President Obama is about to row-row-row-your boat across the seas to spread his tainted Kool-Aid to the Middle-East.

He’s off to play in the sandbox with the slick boys from Oil Land. He will visit Egypt where he will apologize for America defending herself against crazy people. Then, after selling out America’s old friend Israel when he makes all sorts of demands of the Israeli’s and virtually none of the Palestinians, he will travel to France where the afflicted president will participate in the commemoration of the 65th anniversary of the allies' invasion of Normandy known as D-Day, the celebration of the beginning of the end of the Jew-killing Nazi’s.

But before he returns home, after selling out Israel, so that he can continue to hold his swelled-head high on his return to his Motherland, President Obama will stop at Buchenwald, the Nazi interment camp. In a faux Kumbaya Mi Lord ceremony on the grounds where thousands of Jews were murdered by their previous enemies, the Nazi’s, Obama will express horror at what happened to millions of Jews during the years of Nazi terror. Obama will look tall and regal his chin jutting forth with hubris, a condition of his disease. He will appear cocksure but careless for having fried on the sands of the Arab lands the descendants of the very Jews he will be remembering this day, the millions of women and children and husbands who fried in the ovens in Buchenwald.

For weeks before this trip it seemed that no one in the United States was aware how ill the President had become. He’s apparently suffering from delusions, and of grandeur, the effects of the high temperatures that come with his malady. Before he de-parted the blue seas, Obama Mi Lord, sent an invite to that enemy of all BUT Obama, the Iranians.

“Please, come and join us at a picnic and help us celebrate America’s Independence Day, July 4th. There will be ribs and hotdogs and plenty of Kool-Aid,” the American president’s invitation read, “All Beef Kosher meat, of course,” because Obama answers to no higher authority.

Muslims, on the other hand, answer to Allah, who says that members of their tribe can fry Americans, the Infidels; in tall buildings much like the Nazi’s fried Jews in concentration camp ovens. But according to Obama, his disease speaking for him, of course, as President of the United States Mr. Obama has been and will continue to apologize for his country going after Muslims in a Global War on terror and interring the bad guys in prison camps, the victimizers imprisoned, not the victims as happened in Nazi Germany. To say otherwise would fit the European Union's and U.S. State Department's working definition of anti-Semitism.

In his inaugural address in January, President Obama, who was already stricken with his 2B4HB-swine-flu disease told the Muslim world "we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist."

Obama extended his hand all right. From OPEC he got slapped with the fist with talk of raising the price of oil to a financial threatening 80 bucks a barrel. From the Arab League, he’s been under a veiled threat: get Israel to dismantle the settlements in the West Bank and agree to a Two More State solution or dum di dum dum. From the Iranians not withstanding his new invitation to a 4^th of July picnic where the fireworks might be the explosion of an Iranian nuclear weapon, he’s been met with a firm we’ll be your friends, but we’ll also be a nuclear power.

“Reach out and touch somebody’s hand, make this world a better place, if you can”…tra la la.

Concerning Obama’s Throw Israel Under the Train Strategy, all has been quiet on the Western front, until now, as Obama is about to part those red, white and blue seas. Suddenly, better late than never, an ugly word or two has been uttered from some members of Congress concerning the president with the sick foreign policy.

“My concern is that we are applying pressure to the wrong party in this dispute,” said Rep. Shelley Berkley (D-Nev.). “I think it would serve America’s interest better if we were pressuring the Iranians to eliminate the potential of a nuclear threat from Iran, and less time pressuring our allies and the only democracy in the Middle East to stop the natural growth of their settlements.”

“When Congress gets back into session the administration is going to hear from many more members than just me,” she said.

Rep. Robert Wexler (D-Fla.), an early Obama supporter, apparently sees the trouble Obama might be in. Reports say Wexler is trying to help Obama out by redefining the term “settlement” as Obama has been using it.

“There’s a line between articulating U.S. policy and seeming to be pressuring a democracy on what are their domestic policies, and the president is tiptoeing right up to that line,” said Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.), who said he’s starting to hear uncomfortable rumblings from constituents during the congressional recess. “I would have liked to hear the president talk more about the Palestinian obligation to cut down on terrorism.”

The burgeoning dis-ease with Obama’s Middle East policy is not just coming from Democrats or from American Jews. The Republicans are sick to death of Obama’s clear anti-Israel Fatwah. And in this case, their viewpoint isn’t tainted, as the Republicans haven’t been drinking the infected Kool-Aid.

It seems the closer the President with Electile Dysfunction gets to his anticipated overseas journey, the more ill he becomes. His vision has become impaired. His fever seems to be getting worse. The hallucinations are increasing. Apparently, Obama is under the delusion that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran has made some kind of move on the diplomatic chessboard.

Obama has told the BBC that Iran has the right to nuclear power, an unnecessary concession since there have been no moves on the part of Iran toward reconciliation.

Deeply concerned as to President Obama’s ill-health, suggestions are pouring in that perhaps the President with Electile Dysfunction ought to stop for a few days in the UK where rumors have it that there is a new treatment for the Getting Too Big For Your Britches infection at the now famous Priory clinic in north London, a clinic used to dealing with ailing neophytes.