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THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST
by Halli Casser-Jayne | Posted, December 31, 2007 12:01 p.m.
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John Edwards, if nothing else, is the most earnest candidate vying for the office of President of the United States, so it’s hard to make jokes about him, and even harder to take aim at his platform.  

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TED KENNEDY'S BRIDGE OVER OBAMA'S TROUBLED WATERS
by Halli Casser-Jayne | Posted, January 28, 2007 12:01 p.m.
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Ted Kennedy’s endorsement of Barack Obama will be no bridge over the looming troubled waters of the not-yet-a-one-term-senator in his bid to secure the Democratic Party’s nomination for the presidency as a colorless candidate.  Closed.


THE SWEET AGONY OF DEFEAT
by Halli Casser-Jayne | Posted, January 25, 2007 12:01 p.m.
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Poor Barack Obama. He’s been snookered, hornswoggled, swindled, flimflammed, beat to a pulp by that machine of political machines, Team Clinton, and the poor guy didn’t even realize it till just a few days ago.

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BABY BARACK'S LESSONS FROM UNCLE BILL
by Halli Casser-Jayne | Posted, January 23, 2007 12:01 p.m.
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My poor dearest little baby Barack, Closed.


WAG YOUR FINGER AND SHAKE YOUR BOOTY-
THAT'S POLITICTS
by b Halli Casser-Jayne|Posted, January  21, 2007 12:01 p.m.
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Shake, shake, shake that Wall Street Journal columnist and former Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush speechwriter, Peggy Noonan, who was frothing at the bit on one of those Sunday morning talk shows yesterday; her face turned as red as her nemesis, Bill Clinton’s when he gets worked up. Ms. Noonan is up-in-arms because she thinks that former President Bill Clinton is acting un-presidential when he does what spouses of candidates for the presidency are supposed to do: HELP THEM WIN.

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THE FOUR HORSEMEN PLUS ONE
by Halli Casser-Jayne|Posted, January 18, 2007 12:01 p.m.
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I thought that I should say something about the Republican candidates.
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HERE'S MUD IN YOUR EYES
by Halli Casser-Jayne|Posted, January 16, 2007 12:01 p.m.
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Closed.


THE HEELS ON THE BUS
by Halli Casser-Jayne|Posted, January 14, 2007 12:01 p.m.
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Slap that black boy upside his handsome  head and send him to the back of the bus where the little race-baiting, trouble-making he-hasn’t-the-maturity-to-be-running-for-president, Barack Obama ought to sit. Closed.



HISTORY INTERRUPTUS
by Halli Casser-Jayne|Posted,  January 11, 2007 12:01 p.m.
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Greatness is never defeated, not even in death.  Closed.


BEAT THE PRESS
by Halli Casser-Jayne|Posted, January 9, 2007 12:01 p.m.
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No jokes here. What happened last night in New Hampshire was quite extraordinary. Hillary Clinton didn’t only beat Barack Obama. Hillary beat the American Press, the other candidate she’s been running against in this campaign.  Closed.


HORSE DUNG
by Halli Casser-Jayne|Posted, January 7, 2007 12:01 p.m.
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Now, Now wait just a minute! Hold onto your horses, Baby Boomers. We may be moving up in years, but isn’t 60 the new 40 and therefore 40 the new 20? So, what’s with this young colt with the long legs, Barack Obama, 46, trying to tell us it’s time to put that old hag-NOT, Hillary Clinton, 60, and the rest of us boomers out to pasture? Closed.


AMERICAN IDOL WORSHIP
by Halli Casser-Jayne|/Posted, January 4, 2007 12:01 p.m.
Isn’t it lovely, isn’t it wonderful that an African-American man won such a decisive victory in Iowa! It is. A year ago would we have thought it possible? No. How about a month ago, let’s say before December 8th? Not. Closed

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THAT RAMA RAMA LAMA DING DONG
MICHELLE OBAMA
by Halli Casser-Jayne|Posted, January 2, 2007 12:01 p.m.
If If ever there was a reason NOT to vote for Barack Obama it’s his rama-lama-ding-dong wife, Michelle. Despite her fifties-styled dress, and her dippity-doo hairstyle, not to mention those ever-present strand of pearls, she is clearly NOT June Cleaver, mother of Beaver. With her much scripted look and her oft-spoken about role as chief bucket holding parent of the Senator and Mrs. Obama’s  two daughters, she's not even Donna Reed.  Closed.