I warned
you all.
He was
too good to be true.
But all
you wounded political puppies out there feeling so pooped upon by Tush
and his gang of Neocons fell for the man with the chocolate dog bone.
With a knick-knack patty whack give the dog the bone, there was a farmer
had a dog and Bing-O was his name – O-Bama is now your candidate, and
he’s showing his true colors.
It’s
sort of like you thought you bought a black dress but when you got home
and tried it on, you found out it was Am I Blue.
Arianna
Huffington, who it’s Greek to me why anyone listens to her as she leans
to the left, leans to the right; stands up, sits down, fight, fight,
fights is beside herself over her candidate’s move to the center since
becoming the Democrack-up Party’s presumptive nominee.
Her
headline on her post, “Memo to Obama: Moving to the Middle is for
Losers” was sheer music to my ears. The women who did nothing but
sing Obama’s praises during the primaries, seems stunned by Obama’s move
to the center.
Here’s the song she’s singing now: “The Obama brand has always been
about inspiration, a new kind of politics, the audacity of hope, and
"change we can believe in." I like that brand. More importantly, voters
-- especially unlikely voters -- like that brand.
“Pulling it off the shelf and replacing it with a political product
geared to pleasing America's vacillating swing voters -- the ones who
will be most susceptible to the fear-mongering avalanche that has
already begun -- would be a fatal blunder.”
Mrs. Huffington seems to express surprise, if not shock that Barack
Obama was not exactly the man she thought him to be.
This is bitchy I know but:
The former Mrs. Huffington has a history of not exactly making great
choices when it comes to men (you can research this one yourself), or
she is great at making deals with the devils (you can research this one
yourself, too).
The point is that the litter of puppies who post on her
website, her Heinz57 collection of Obama dogs, might have thought about
this before they followed Huffington and her little dog Toto down the Yellow Brick Road in
supporting her handpicked candidate.
Anyhow, Huffington says Obama's move to the center
is tactical. But suppose BO's move isn't tactical but ideological.
Suppose it was his campaigning to the left and pandering to the left in
the primary that was tactical and that actually he is a moderate. It's
hard to know because Barack Obama is the most UNKNOWN candidate to run
for the office of president ever.
But
back to Obama's you-know-what-move-ment...of
course Huffington isn’t the only one who Fooled Around and Fell in Love
with Obama. Over at the liberal blog DailyKos there was Mutiny on
the Bounty when some of the diarists felt so dogged by the rabid Obama
wing of the website they walked out. But the head of the pack, Kos
himself, seems to have gotten over his Puppy Love for Obama, and
announced on his website that he wouldn’t be making his $2500
contribution to Obama.
“…
There is a line between "moving to the center" and stabbing your allies
in the back out of fear of being criticized. And, of late, he's [Barack
Obama] been doing a lot of unnecessary stabbing, betraying his claims of
being a new kind of politician,” Kos quipped in his post explaining his
decision to withhold his campaign contribution. You could almost hear
the Big Dog singing, “You Dawg, you lied, and you’ll be sorry.”
OK,
it’s a dog eat dog world out there. And in the real world, not the dream
world all those Obamamots placed their hopes on, politicians do what
they have to in order to get elected, so that they can do what they want
to in order to get reelected, and well, that’s the doggone truth.
Rolling Stone’s
editor and publisher, Jann S. Wenner, conducted an interview with Obama
on June 12.
When Mr. Wenner asked how Mr. Obama might respond to harsh attacks from
Republicans, suggesting that Democrats have “cowered” in the past, Mr.
Obama replied, “Yeah, I don’t do cowering.”
Of
course, Barack Obama doesn’t do cowering. He ain’t no dog. He’s just
your run-of-the-puppy-mill, doggone politician.
And
b-i-n-g-OBAMA is his name.
Woof!
Woof!
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